Homer: It's true. Marge: Homer, I've been talking to Lisa and I'm concerned about your relationship with her. [The scene cuts to Lisa sitting at her desk, smiling as the school bell rings and everyone leaves]. Special Guest Voices Feel free to make fun of my name if you want. “Goodbye Lisa, honey. Lisa's Substitute Mr. Bergstrom: I'm Mr. Bergstrom. But you're not, so you just might as well... (speaks up) Alright, alright, I'll take her. [The class laughs at this and Mr. Bergstrom winks], [The scene cuts to Bart's classroom and Mrs. Krabappel stands in front]. I bet you're good. What have I told you about encouraging him? I'm not allowed to vote, but I strongly suggest you elect Martin.
Finally going by Maggie's room, he places her pacifier in her mouth. Mr. Bergstrom: Very good! Principal Skinner: I'll field that one. And you think that people are gonna pay you $4.50 even if they don't have to? We demand more asbestos! Because of his unorthodox teaching methods, Lisa takes a friendly, even romantic, liking to him. [Homer and Bart burst out laughing at the table]. I'm lucky because I never lost anyone special to me. Bart, shut that off and take your seat immediately! Homer: (leaves Bart's room, happily) Holy-moly, talk about parenting! First, they pulled the brain out through the nose with an iron hook and stuffed the insiders with sawdust and onions. This is the one we kept. Hey, Mr. Bergstrom! (he writes down on a piece of paper) Whenever you feel like you're alone and there's nobody you can rely on, this is all you need to know. Sometimes when a disease is in all the magazines and on all the news shows, it's only natural that you think you have it.
Don't say anything, Marge. Directed by Susie Dietter. More asbestos! It's up to you to decide what her ideas are. There is such a place. Resolution: 1500x1382 Can I have it? Thank you, and keep watching the skies. Marge: I feel that way about your father. Great! (starts singing) Home, home on the range. Lisa: (shouting) Yes, you!
Mr. Bergstrom: (calling) Goodbye, Lisa, honey! (accidentally sits on her dollhouse and breaks it) D'oh! No, I'm not. Martin: Mrs. Krabappel, he's traumatizing the children! you are Lisa Simpson < > Most popular. Marge: I notice little things about your father too. Homer: Eh, what do you mean by 'Suggested donation'? Lisa: I'm sorry I called you a baboon, Dad. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular You Are Lisa Simpson animated GIFs to your conversations. Ms. Hoover: You see, class, my Lyme disease turned out to be... (writes the word, 'Psychosomatic' on the chalkboard) Psychosomatic. Everyone special to me is under this roof. It's just a popularity contest. Principal Skinner: Are you the substitute? When I hit reverse, I can make 'em go back in. You don't have to pay! My dad-. Mr. Bergstrom: Lisa, your homework is always so neat. Mr. Bergstrom: Yes! Bart: He says, there aren't any easy answers! and there is no teacher in sight, the children are gossiping and shooting spitballs while Lisa reads a book]. Lisa apologizes to Homer for calling him a baboon, and he accepts the apology.
Anybody who really cares will abandon you for those who need it more. (to the class) Any other questions?
Now that I've got your attention, vote for Bart!" Sensing that Lisa is missing something in her relationship with her father, Mr. Bergstrom takes Homer aside to suggest he be a more positive role model. Production Code
Martin: (gets up from his seat) As your president, I would demand a science fiction library featuring an ABC of the overlords of the genre: Asimov, Bester, Clarke-.
He must have a new job, he took his Copernicus costume.
Homer explains to Lisa how he can't really understand how it feels to lose someone important: everyone he has ever loved and cared about still lives with him. Landlady: Uh, I think he's taking the next train to Capital City. She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake. [The kids cheer and chant Bart's name as Martin starts sweating very nervously and shifty-eyed, in the hallway, Martin puts up a poster reading, "A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy!" Chuck: (raises his hand) Can we play kickball instead of science after lunch? Excellent, Martin! Mr. Bergstrom: Oh, that's disgusting! No one was with her when she died.
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(sotto voce) Lousy brain. Homer: No, no, no, I just wish I knew what to say. Lisa: Unless the next word was burp, you didn't have to. Ms. Hoover: (shakily) Children, I won't be staying long. Spending time with the boy! Devastated by Mr. Bergstrom's departure, Lisa takes her grief out on Homer, calling him a baboon. Lisa: (very upset) Oh, I mean, were you just going to leave, just like that? Mr. Bergstrom: (walks over to Lisa) What's your name?
BergstromBart Simpson When Mr. Bergstrom smiles, you only see these teeth. Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner? (to Milhouse and Lewis) Right, Milhouse? Bart: We were gonna keep the gray one, but the mother ate her. Bart: (to Nelson) Hey, thanks for your vote, man. Open your primers to page 32. Although, I'd sure like to talk to him. This episode is notable for being the first full appearance of Ralph Wiggum. At least I'm good at monkey work. Principal Skinner: (drawing a giant upside down 'e' on the chalkboard) No, children, you're not seeing things.
Speech! (a tear rolls down her cheek). (savoring) President Simpson. It, you know, it's the life of, of a substitute teacher: he's a fraud. Kevin's biting me. Sherri and Terri: (in unison) We nominate Bart Simpson! Mr. Bergstrom: Shoot!
(voice breaking) If you don't mind, I'll just run alongside the train as it speeds you from my life. Bart: (disappointedly) Aw, Dad, if just me, Milhouse and Lewis voted... Homer: Hey, son, would you have gotten any money for being class president? Homer: I see. The note reads, "You are Lisa Simpson."
It was just one of those immature people who, instead of building themselves up-. There are three things wrong with my costume. Let's just go to bed.
[Lisa clasps her hands together to her heart and sighs dreamily], [The scene cuts to Mr. Bergstrom grading papers when he hears a saxophone playing outside and walks over to the window to see Lisa standing at home plate on the kickball diamond, playing her saxophone, Lisa stops and looks up to see Mr. Bergstrom clapping for her and smiles, end of act 1], [Act 2 opens with Lisa and Marge in the laundry room]. (smiles and points to her front four teeth) But when you really make him laugh, you can see these two teeth. Lisa: No. (holds up a colorful drawing of a smiling spirochete) Here's a drawing of a spirochete. Lisa: Two: The Revolver wasn't invented until 1835. Lisa runs into Mr. Bergstrom at a museum and is embarrassed when Homer displays his ignorance. Lisa:“ Lei mi mancherà ” Watch Queue Queue. Log in Sign up. [Homer sighs and gets up from the table, he walks upstairs and nervously groans, having big sweat stains under his arms, he stands in front of the door and sees the 'go away' sign], [Ignoring the 'go away' sign, Homer opens the door only to find Lisa sitting at her desk, crying]. [The kids ad lib "Cool", "Wicked", "Tough", "Wow", etc.].
Meanwhile, certain of Bart's inevitable victory thanks to his popular campaigning, none of the children in his class–including himself–actually voted, giving Martin the victory with just two votes: one from himself, and the other from his best friend, Wendell Borton . I think they're drifting apart.
Homer: The museum?
But you prefer world peace, Buddhism, and tofu dogs. Lisa: (nervously) No! Add your own text to the slide she's presenting to complete the meme. I want to see yours, that's all. Mr. Bergstrom: Hi, Lisa. How can I put this? Mr. Bergstrom: Howdy. Homer: Marge, you don't understand. This is different.
Homework's not my father's specialty. I just can't believe it was her. (speaking quickly) But unlike the efficient Indians, cowboys used only the tongue of the antelope and they threw the rest away. (walks over to the crib and puts the pacifier in her mouth to help her sleep) Sleep well, Maggie. To comfort her, he writes her a note and tells her that if she ever feels alone and like she can't rely on anybody, its contents are all she needs to know. Lisa: Yesterday, he read us Charlotte's Web and cried at the end, never trying to hide his tears. [The scene cuts to the exterior of Springfield Elementary and then to Lisa in the hallway], Lisa: (rehearsing) Mr. Bergstrom, we request the pleasure of your company... No. Ralph: (raises his hand) What's Lyme disease? Lisa: (raises her hand) I believe I know the answer. Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Lisa%27s_Substitute?oldid=918454. Principal Skinner: (continued) Malignant spirochetes infest your bloodstream, eventually spreading to your spinal fluid, and on into the brain. Oh, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to us! (picks Lisa up and tickles her, cheering her up). [Act 3 opens with Ms. Hoover standing in front of the class].
[The scene cuts to Lisa's classroom and the kids are eating].
Mrs. Krabappel: Well, I just want to make sure. Mr. Bergstrom: (chuckles, to the class) Ladies and gentlemen, the Singing Dork! (to Ralph) Okay, how about you, Ralph? [Homer sadly notices them holding hands and stops as Mr. Bergstrom looks back at him], [The scene cuts to the Childrarium where Lisa entertains herself with a plasma ball lamp while Homer and Mr. Bergstrom are seen eating]. Baboon, baboon, baboon, baboon! Lisa: (smiles nervously) No, but I'm starting to wish I had. Written By (to Mr. Bergstrom) Yes, Mr. Bergstrom? Marge: Hmm, well, I'll tell you what. [The class bursts into laughter and cheers at Bart as he exits to applause, Mrs. Krabappel closes the door behind him], Mrs. Krabappel: (strictly, to the class) People!
Because I'd hate for you to think that what I'm about to say is based on emotion. Lisa: (sadly, as she puts her hand on her head) I didn't think you'd understand. This is really cool. [The scene cuts to Bart and Homer sitting on the couch in the living room while Bart drinks his soda]. (touches her nose with her tongue).
Mr. Bergstrom: Oh, I'm sorry, Lisa. [Homer shuts the lights off, ending the episode].
Come back soon. Janey: (to Ralph) No, that means she was faking it.
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